3/1: Piranha Club on 2 CHAINZ #MEALTIME

PiranhaChainz

 

2 CHAINZ DOESN’T WRITE DOWN HIS MUSIC, IT FLOWS NATURALLY FROM HIS MIND. FOLLOW 2 CHAINZ, AND FEEL FREE TO FREESTYLE YOUR COOKING UNTIL YOU (AND WHOEVER’S EATING ALONGSIDE YOU) ENJOY IT.

March 1st, 7 PM

@ Roots & Culture 1034 N Milwaukee Ave.

The Piranha Club cooks recipes from 2 Chainz’ #MEALTIME cookbook.

Special guest chef: #JODI Highroller

MENU:

Crab cakes with Mango Salsa & “Me Time” Sauce

Smoky Kale Greens

Shrimp Scampi w/ Linguine

Plenty of Bub

$30

SOLD OUT

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No Thought For Food: The Installation

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No Thought For Food: The Reviews


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For our “No Thought For Food” project, Alberto Aguilar and I set out to review every menu item on Food For Thought’s menu at their School of the Art Institute Sharp Building food service facility. I’d say we got through a good 3/4 of the menu. These are the results of our taste testing, transcribed from recording. The objective was to taste each item and write an immediate reaction in as few words as possible. At the end of each session, we would combine our reviews into 2-4 word phrases, which are used here to describe each menu item. Bon appetit….

 

Day 1: 12/5/13

 

A: Here we go.

 

E: Right now I’m cutting in half the black and blue chicken…This is the sweet potato tempura sandwich…some of these have some pretty good ingredients. I saw a list that says that they source from local farms.

 

A: Oh yeah?

 

E: Yea…Some of which I recognized some of which I didn’t… You know, it was pretty cheap I spent like 23 bucks. How bout you?

 

A: Mine was even cheaper– it was like $16, but I got a discount on the curry sandwich

 

E: Why is that?

 

A: Cause they didn’t have the crispy potato crisps that are supposed to go on the sandwich.

 

E: Yeah, they changed the bread on the sweet potato sandwich. It was supposed to be on a baguette this looks like a…I don’t know a ciabatta maybe… Kids are looking at us, talking about us.

 

A: That’s good

 

E: What do you want to start with? How bout a fry?

 

A: Fry? Yeah what ever you want. It not usually my…

 

E: You don’t like fries?

 

A: It’s not that I don’t like them. I just don’t normally eat them…but…well…I’ll try two just to make sure.

 

E: Pizza?

 

A: You want to start with the junk food?

 

E: You don’t?

 

A: No cause then I’m just gonna destroy my mouth…I’m very curious about this curry thing…

“Hollow MSG” (sorry no pic)

E: I thought they (the fries) tasted like artificial flavorings. Like that fake seasoned fry stuff…I hate that. It’s totally out of a frozen bag.

 

A: Yeah they were kind of hollow, I think that when they are hollow like that, its that they were frozen.

 

E: Yeah it is for sure.

 

A: We maybe wrong. What if we write this and we find out that these are super fresh fries.

 

E: No they’re not. I know they’re not. It’s nice they have the skin on, but they’re definitely a frozen product and they made me really thirsty. I would not order these. This is junk food. But I mean back at Sonny’s I used to order his waffle fries and they were maybe a little better. But they were still frozen junk food. So I think the fact that I don’t want to eat this anymore has to do with me being a grown up but I can see being like 19 or 20 and broke and this being the cheapest thing on the menu.

 

A: Why how much was it?

 

E: I don’t remember, a dollar fifty or something.

 

A: I took the first bite and I thought it was hollow but I thought maybe it was just because it was an end fry, a smaller fry but then the second one was just as hollow…so if you don’t mind I’m gonna put these aside.

FFE“Fresh Faux Exotic”

E: Let’s try the sweet potato tempura sandwich…let’s eat the warm sandwiches first so we get the better effect. Are yours warm?

 

A: They’re all warm.

 

E: Oh ok…. Let’s try this one…I’m just gonna take a bite. If I like it I’ll take it home for Jessica.

 

A: It’s hard to come up with a word for this one.

 

E: It is.

 

A: What is it?

 

E: This is a sweet potato tempura sandwich. I think its got pea shoots, and wasabi…this is just from what I can taste, and pickled carrots.

 

E: I’m gonna have another bite… This one isn’t so bad. What do you think?

 

A: Yeah, yeah it wasn’t too bad. It actually seemed a little exotic.

 

E: Yeah. I mean you get a lot of wasabi right away.

 

A: Yeah and that’s an easy way to make something taste exotic…and then it seemed to have nice, not herbs, but lettuces.

 

E: I think it’s a pea shoot and I’m kind of impressed that they would stock that cause the thing about these big business sort of assembly line food services… if you have one specialty ingredient that only goes on one sandwich it has more of an opportunity to go bad. I’m curious to see if this green pops up on another sandwich.

 

A: I’m sure it will.

 

E: Pea shoots are pretty good. So is the wasabi mayo, the tempura stayed pretty crunchy. It’s kind of under salted. The main seasoning is the wasabi.

 

A: And it has a lot of sauce so that was probably what made it taste a little exciting. I usually don’t take so much sauce in a sandwich but that saved this one.

 

E: If I was a vegetarian, I’d be happy with this. I think a little salt on it for my taste would enhance it. But I opened it up and the ingredients look fairly fresh.

 

A: You want to move on?

 

E: Yeah, not too bad. I’m done with that.

BSB

“Blasted Sweet Basil”

A: Let’s do this tofu thing.

 

E: Ok. So what is it?

 

A: This is red curry tofu.

 

E: So you got a special on this one because it’s missing something?

 

A: Yeah it’s missing the crispy potatoes. Do you want to add a French fry to yours?

 

E: Um, no I didn’t like the fries.

 

A: I got 50 cents off

 

E: Ok cool, let’s do it.

 

A: That was a great blast of basil.

 

E: Oh yeah I didn’t get basil on my first bite.

 

A: You didn’t? You see the basil is all clumped up in the center there.

 

E: It doesn’t look really fresh either but it tastes ok.

 

A: Oh its basil and cilantro.

 

E: It definitely has a strong curry flavor but I imagine its from a can. Canned curry products, if they’re imported from Thailand, are a pretty good product. I mean, talking with Sonny he said he used can curry. I make it fresh at home but…

 

A: So you think this is canned.

 

E: Yeah but that’s not uncommon… It is really sweet.

 

A: What’s in red curry?

 

E: A lot of things. The basis of a Thai curry are actually aromatic rather than dry spices like Indian and so like galangal is a root like ginger and then lemon grass. You know lemon grass? And then usually lime leaves. And then there will be like garlic and shallots and then a just little bit of dry spice like maybe cumin. You could taste it in this but it’s very sweet though. When you but the canned curry it doesn’t have added sugar.

 

A: Well then what takes the place of sugar.

 

E: It’s sugar, they’re just dumping sugar into the paste. I think it is too sweet for my taste.

 

A: I prefer this one over the first one.

 

E: Do you?

 

A: Yeah.

 

E: It’s a little more flavorful.

 

A: Maybe that’s why, I got the flavor right away.

 

E: It has less going on though. On that previous sandwich they had to, like, make those pickles, the carrots and stuff. It had more fresh ingredients. And then this is like a fried tofu product. I don’t know if they fry it here or not but you can buy fried tofu. I just don’t really like tofu. I was surprised that…like tofu on a sandwich sounds bad, I would never order that but this is a little better than I might have anticipated. But I’m not gonna save the rest. I wouldn’t order this. Would you order this?

 

A: Probably not. I don’t like these kind of exotic food sandwiches. I’m not into that.

DOS

“Dying Oatmeal Surprise”

E: So you want to try the turkey sandwich?

 

A: No, I guess I’m not too much of a sandwich guy. But to me this beet sandwich seems to make more sense but I may be wrong about that though.

 

E: Do you want to try that?

 

A: Yeah

 

A: I’ll tell you one I thing, let me just start by saying that I tasted an oatmeal cookie when I took a bite.

 

E: (Laughs) yeah, weird.

 

A: Did you have a similar experience?

 

E: My immediate response was like this taste like a dying salad bar. This is fucking terrible.

 

A: It’s pretty bad. I personally don’t like the beet and goat cheese mixture.

 

E: I do. I do think that these beets are old as shit though. You can see it they’re like browning around the edges and wilted. I don’t think people order this one very often.

 

A: But I am guessing for me it was the walnuts that took it into oatmeal…

 

E: Cookie territory. Yeah I don’t eat walnuts on a sandwich but it a kind of classic combo (with the beets and cheese) it think.

 

A: It was a combo that was popular in the food world but it seems not as fashionable now.

 

E: Yeah why would college students want to eat this for lunch? They’re probably trying to appeal to the faculty on this one.

 

A: Yeah. Or the higher-class students.

 

E: (Laughter)…um I opened it up the spinach looks terrible, the apples look decently fresh, though, but they’re totally…well the beets dye everything. Like that’s not a happy beet. It doesn’t look like it’s from a can at least.

 

A: But I think dyed bread with a beet or soggy beet bread is a very bad idea. So I think this is a bad idea of a sandwich overall.

 

E: It’s a bad idea. I’m not eating anymore of that.

 

A: So you are throwing almost everything away. I still have everything here just in case I decide to keep it.

 

E: How about the chicken sandwich?

 

A: Yeah lets do that and then I have a hummus sandwich.

UCV

“Unsalted Blackened Vomit”

E: They call this a black and blue chicken.

 

A: Black and blue chicken sounds bad already. It has blue cheese I am assuming?

 

E: There is some avocado on there.

 

A: It’s missing salt

 

E: Missing salt. It does taste like a real blackening seasoning.

 

A: Yeah but that could mean just…

 

E: From a shaker yeah. I don’t taste any blue cheese.

 

A: Naw, I didn’t either. There was something creamy which was the avocado.

 

E: Avocado can make everything better.

 

A: Oh yeah I taste the blue cheese it like a sauce.

 

E: Blue cheese dressing. I don’t hate this one; I mean I can get some salt.

 

A: It needs salt. I don’t think we should put salt on it though.

 

E: No I don’t think so. This is my second favorite.

 

A: Oh, ok were rating.

 

E: No, I don’t know we don’t have to.

 

A: Yeah for me so far it was the first two sandwiches that were the better ones. This is not on my favorite list and part of it is the fact that it is so bland. Then when you put those creamy things in with this bland taste…

 

E: It does have some heat though. I know you and I like some heat in our food. You like spicy food right?

 

A: Yeah

 

E: I do too. This might be too spicy for some people. There is some cayenne in it. That’s what I appreciate in it. Hummus?

 

A: Yeah its right here.

90SH

“Suburban 90’s Hummus”

A: There are those good greens. Were those the same lettuces that were used on that first sandwich?

 

E: Yup.

 

A: Yeah those are good.

 

E: I mostly got a mouth full of hummus on my first bite. Feta cheese. It definitely tastes like store bought hummus.

 

A: I taste peanuts. Peanuty.

 

E: That could be tahini, which is made of sesame.

 

A: And it was sour too. Something was sour about this sandwich. The feta cheese?

 

E: Maybe the feta. It taste like something my mom would have made in the 90’s.

 

A: Your mom was making hummus in the 90’s?

 

E: Oh yeah, we were eating vegetarian after my grandmother died of cancer. Um so, yeah, when I was in college I was into the Grateful Dead and Phish and you would go to the big concerts and you would buy this kind of stuff. But this kind of food hasn’t gone away really…I mean everybody…

 

A: It’s like healthy suburban vegetarian food.

 

E: Yeah I mean there is like a whole hummus isle at Jewel now, you know.

 

A: Right, right. But back then you got it from where?

 

E: I’m not sure, my mom probably got it form a health food store. But this is like …I bet it’s popular.

 

A: I’m not too big on it I didn’t like it.

 

E: It’s mushy. Like I make my own hummus and Americanized hummus is pretty different from real hummus.

 

A: You know I don’t like anything in a wrap. I don’t like the word wrap.

 

E: Yeah that’s also kind of 90’s… The breads not terrible. Did you try it on its own?

 

A: Um, I’m not a wrap kind of guy. You know at the same time I’m not even a flour tortilla type of guy. Which is what this is right?

 

E: Yup. It’s probably marketed as a lavash bread but…yeah there is no way in hell I would order that. Should we move on to the special?

 

A: Yeah I’m trying to avoid the pizza and the uh…

 

E: Yeah you don’t like junk food huh?

 

A: Not really.

 

E: I do

 

A: I mean not when it looks like this. You see how this pizza looks? It looks like plastic food.

 

E: Does your family eat pizza ever?

 

A: Yeah we do.

 

E: Where do you get it?

 

A: Different places. We make it.

 

E: You ever been to Vito and Nick’s

 

A: Vito and Nick’s? Yes! Southside. Yeah there and there is a place in Cicero called Al’s. You ever been there?

 

E: Similar?

 

A: Yeah I guess it’s that old style Chicago pizza.

BPX“Bitter Prison Xmas”

A: What is this, first off?

 

E: They call it chicken breast chasseur, mashed potatoes, Roasted brussel sprouts glazed carrots. This was probably the worst thing yet for me. I mean I guess it’s just basic ingredients.

 

A: Sorry I got stuck in what to say there. That the first time I had to spit stuff out. But I started with the brussel sprout.

 

E: Do you like brussel sprouts?

 

A: I love them.

 

E: The most offensive thing to me was the chicken. It had zero seasoning. I can taste like… probably pre… it was probably frozen. Its probably an industrial product. Bad! The mashed potatoes taste like there from powder a box.

 

A: Yeah, everything had a sameness to it.

 

E: I called it a “Prison Thanksgiving”

 

A: Oh that’s good. I couldn’t think of a good one for the one. But yeah everything was like bland and boring. But you know this is a standard hospital jail institution cafeteria fare. But you know, this is too good for prison food. A little too good for prison but its more like hospital food.

 

E: I’m gonna keep prison though.

 

A: No, no that’s good. Sometime you have to exaggerate to get the point across. But definitely hospital food.

 

E: Industrial grade. Although the carrots do look prepped fresh like you can see like… chop marks maybe. Maybe. This is getting rough.

 

A: Well we’re almost done.

 

E: Good! Junk food time. Where’s the BBQ sauce. Wait we know what the chicken tenders will taste like let’s start with the pizza.

“Penny Store Oregano Gum” (sorry no pic)

 

A: Yeah this thing looks like a plastic pizza. It looks like a kids toy.

 

E: You know the saying pizza is like sex. Even bad pizza is pretty good.

 

A: No I never heard that and I’m not behind that statement. I mean for me bad pizza is bad pizza.

 

A: When I was in grade school there was a store across the street from the school that sold like ah one cent candies and they also sold pizza with little dots of cheese. That’s what this taste like.

 

E: This is a little better that what I ate in high school.

 

A: Definitely better that high school, but not good.

 

E: I like bad pizza. My wife loves all pizza.

 

A: The pizza sauce tastes pretend.

 

E: I can’t even taste the sauce. So for me I think just the blanket of cheese equals some sort of pleasure receptor for me but real pizza is about the crust and this is about the most generic, phony… that might have been pre baked, pre formed frozen disc of flour. Although I don’t know what it is but I can kind of palate bad junk food most of the times.

 

A: I mean I can eat it and my kids would probably like this but it’s not something I would intentionally throw myself into.

 

E: I think it is one of the cheaper things on the menu.

 

A: But it has dried herbs on top.

 

E: Yeah that was one of my adjectives.

 

A: Oh you added it.

 

E: No. No that was one of the adjectives I used. I called it “Gummy Oregano”. The crust was gummy. The pizza was three bucks and 25 cents.

 

A: Did you taste the sausage on the pizza?

 

E: Yeah it’s terrible

 

A: I didn’t taste it.

 

E: Better that high school lunch quality though.

 

A: Oh yeah that’s just like… ughh… that’s like the sausage they put on the Tony’s frozen pizza. You like those?

 

E: No. I mean I used to eat them when I was in college.

 

A: That taste like dead dog meat.

 

“Infinite Crouton-y Crunch” (sorry no pic)

 

E: Alright, last but not least.

 

A: You are excited about this?

 

E: I am. This seems like the one thing you can’t fuck up though.

 

A: I mean unless what if there frozen?

 

E: They probably are.

 

A: That doesn’t bother you though? Were talking about the chicken tenders. Something I never eat.

 

E: Me neither but, again, my wife loves them.

 

A: Oh my kids loves these. Every time we go to a wedding and they have the option to get these and I have to talk them out of it.

 

E: Well here we go. I mean I like fried chicken… This is pretty bad. As I go in for a third bite. I am impressed by how crunchy it is even though it has been sitting there for a long time.

 

A: Yeah but there is something…

 

E: Fake about the crunch.

 

A: Fake about that crunch. How do you make a fake crunch?

 

E: I am wondering that myself.

 

A: I mean because if you notice… you hear it, like listen every bite you take even until its done it continues to crunch.

 

E: It’s the crunchiest chicken tender I have ever had.

 

A: Yeah how do you make a fake crunch?

 

E: Chemicals.

 

A: That’s a good thing to look into.

 

E: Chemicals. It reminded me of these like bad croutons. You know like a real crispy artificial crouton. I’m gonna finish it though…So what did you like the best today?

 

A: I think it was the first two sandwiches the tofu and the sweet potato tempura. Yeah there was something fresh about it. Even the fried…in fact I’m gonna take another bite of it. It’s probably not good it been sitting there forever.

 

E: You can tell that the way that that is breaded has a fresh homemade quality versus this that an industrial product. I mean I never tasted a chicken tender that is that crunchy.

 

A: Crunchy until the end. Crunchy til the last bite.

 

E: Do you want to share our responses?

 

A: Yeah let do that.

 

E:  So or the fries I said “MSG Fake Frozen”

 

A: I said “Standard Hollow Fries”

 

E: On the sweet potato tempura I said “Horseradish-y Fresh Enough”

 

A: I said “Faux Exotic”

 

E: Red curry tofu I said “Sweet Curry”

 

A: I said “Basil Blast”

 

E: The beet one I said “Dying Salad Bar”

 

A: I said “Oatmeal Cookie Surprise”

 

E: Black and blue chicken I said “Under Salted”

 

A: I said “Bland Cajun Vomit”

 

E: Hummus I said “90’s”

 

A: “Sour Suburban Peanuts”

 

E: Special I said “Prison Thanksgiving”

 

A: I tried to be creative here but I just came up with “Bitter and Bland”

 

E: “Pizza Gummy Oregano”

 

A: “Penny Store Pizza”

 

E: Chicken tender I said “Crouton-y”

 

A: And I said “Fake Crunch Until the End”

Day 2: 1/9/14

 

Note: we shared our 2-4 word responses throughout this sitting, rather than recount them all at the end.

OPS

“Open Pit Beanblock”

E: So what do you think about veggie burgers in general?

A: Veggie burgers? I don’t eat them too much to be honest. This is probably my second or third one ever. So I don’t think much of them. They’re not on my radar.

 

E: We talked about the 90’s and for me this falls into that. Because my parents were vegetarian in the 90’s so this is the type of foods we would eat on the weekends. There’s two styles of veggie burgers, ones that try to be like meat that are made of really processed soy and the other ones are made with beans and whole grains.

 

A: And this would be one of those, you can see some beans.

 

E: We’ve been mentioning today that this is the winter interim and only the hot grill station is open so we’re limited to that menu. But interestingly, there’s a very eager sous chef who’s been preparing our food and he seems to have caught on that we might be reviewing the food.

 

A: And he added some personal touches to the food…

 

E: He added some flair.

 

A: I’m going to take a bite, I’m super hungry.

 

E: This isn’t that bad, what do you think?

 

A: Its good. Maybe I’m super hungry, but it was satisfying.

 

E: I love cabbage. And it has a spice to it.

 

A: Is that ketchup?

E: I think it’s more of a BBQ sauce. Actually my response addressed it as BBQ sauce. The bun is toasted which is kinda nice. Veggie burgers like this that are made out of beans can be mushy.

 

A: It never had a burger consistency, that’s for sure. Its not in the burger category for me, it just seems like a big patty of mashed beans, refried beans.

 

E: But it’s a tasty enough sandwich that I would probably eat, a sort of healthy lunch option.

 

A: And it was a cheaper one, wasn’t it, it was $5.

 

E: However, my reaction was “Open Pit Squish”.

 

A: Alright that’s good. I wrote “BBQ Bean Roadblock”. That’s one thing, its really hearty.

 

E: Why roadblock?

 

A: It blocks something, I don’t know, it seems pretty heavy.

PCG

“Prefab Cali Gorda”

E: I don’t know what we’ve got here. It’s cut in half already. It’s a chicken sandwich. Looks like its on ciabatta. Is this the thanksgiving thing? Oh, there’s bacon on there. This is the Cali chicken club, I think. Or is it the cranberry turkey melt? No it’s the club, it’s supposed to have white cheddar, caramelized onions, and avocado.

 

A: Does it?

 

E: That’s what it says. I see avocado.

 

A: I might have been a little cruel on this one.

 

E: Yeah me too. I called it prefab seasoned bar food. This is the kind of thing people order at a bar that probably specializes in burgers. They want to eat something healthy, but it’s really not healthier. It’s on shitty bread and there’s bacon and mayonnaise all over it.

 

A: Its really heavy, even the amount of chicken that’s on it.

 

E: The chicken has that sort of fake marinade flavor that tastes mainly of oregano. And its weirdly not salty enough. Did you find that?

 

A: I did, not spiced enough and not salty.

 

E: There was a piece of chicken that fell off my sandwich and I ate it on its own and it was so disgusting that I spit it into a napkin. It tasted waterlogged– frozen and de-frosted.

 

A: And you know, in my view, anytime you put California in front of something its supposed to be healthier. It should have a fresh, healthy flavor.

 

E: So what did you say?

 

A: As I was saying I was cruel, I said “Fat Cali Girl”.

 

E: (Laughs out loud) How about some soup for a palate cleanser… By the way, the chef looked over here.

FS

“Foolproof Shroomness”

A: This looks decent, you can see the fresh mushrooms.

 

E: They look like crimini mushrooms… I gotta say that’s good, what do you think? It’s got a good amount of cream in it, the mushrooms are very flavorful.

 

A: Wow, you’re really going at that.

 

E: It’s the best thing we’ve had.

 

A: Yeah, but how could you go wrong though, a little bit of cream, some mushrooms, some cheese.

 

E: You think there’s cheese in there?

 

A: Yeah, some parmesan.

 

E: You can taste the broth, the stock in there too. I wonder if its vegetarian?

 

A: Probably not.

 

E: Well, mushrooms do have a lot of savory qualities. This tastes like real food, for the first time.

 

A: Yeah, especially the mushrooms were good, they weren’t over cooked.

 

E: So I called it “Homemade Shroomy Richness”

 

A: I said “Fool Proof Mushroom”

 

E: We might actually finish that one.

ABM

“Acid Breakfast Melt”

E: Oh boy, what the hell is this? I think this is the smokehouse burger.

 

A: Its greasy.

 

E: It is.

 

E: Its got the trendy pretzel roll.

 

A : It’s a real burger?

 

E: No this isn’t a burger.

 

A: What is it?

 

E: This must be the holiday thanksgiving surprise sandwich.

 

A: Ooh it looks like a mess.

 

E: It does. This is the turkey melt.

 

A: Alright, I got something.

 

E: So, I never eat the cranberry sauce, even when it’s homemade.

 

A: Never, why? You don’t like it?

 

E: I just don’t, I don’t really like sugary stuff. I don’t eat a lot of sweets. I’m usually opposed to putting a lot of sweet ingredients with savory food. I mean, I get it, it can be balanced… And this didn’t taste like it came from a can. Something in between canned and real.

 

A: What would that be?

 

E: Probably a pre-made product, but there were actual pieces of cranberry. I just don’t like it though… So that was the first blast. And the second blast was that fake turkey flavor.  I don’t really like lunchmeat, do you? It didn’t taste like roast turkey, it tasted like lunchmeat. So I called it “Cloying Acid Deli Melt”. The cranberries are also really sour. And was there bacon in there? I didn’t taste much cheese. How did you feel about it? Do you like cranberries?

 

A: I do, I don’t mind them.  But for some reason it didn’t feel like cranberries, it tasted like jam.

 

E: It did. I know that sometimes places make a sandwich that has all the Thanksgiving stuff on it with stuffing and all that, like real roast turkey.  I could see the cranberry going well on a sandwich like that. It wasn’t like that though, it didn’t have that effect here.

 

A: I thought of a breakfast sandwich… I don’t eat breakfast sandwiches but that’s what it was like for me, because of the jelly and the bacon.

 

E: I see what you mean, right.

 

A: I wrote “Blended Breakfast Sandwich” because it was a mess.

OKB

“Outback Ketchup Blast”

E: Do you want to do the grilled cheese or the burger? Let’s finish on the grilled cheese because he was proud of that.

 

A: This is probably gonna taste just like the one we just ate. What’s special about it?

 

E: I wish this was on the pretzel roll. They’re trendy, but I like a burger on them. So this thing can’t even maintain its own structure. It looks sloppy. Okay so the menu description here is: smokehouse burger: 1/3 pound angus burger with homemade BBQ, smoked bacon, white cheddar, crispy onion straws, lettuce, on a rustic bun.

 

A: It does look like a rustic bun. (laughs)

 

E: Oh boy it’s big. It’s slippery… Also, a lot of bacon today.

 

A: Go ahead, what did you think? It was just a burger. I can tell you thought there was something wrong with it.

 

E: There was way too much sauce.

 

A: Yeah, it was too sweet.

 

E: They’re calling it BBQ sauce, but to me it was ketchup.

 

A: And you talked about that sauce earlier. You referred to it as ketchup.

 

E: I liked the last one better though.

 

A: Oh you think this one was different?

 

E: I do, the black burger had a spicy kick to it and I thought it was in the sauce. But this one just tasted like way too much ketchup. I’m a snob about burgers. If I was ordering this for myself I would have skipped the tomato and lettuce. I don’t like the way that stuff sort of cooks in a burger and it always gets slippery. I wanted to mention how slippery it was with that piece of lettuce. So I always preferred McDonald’s to Burger King as a kid, I like the toppings at McDonald’s and I liked how it didn’t have the fake flame-grilled taste. To me this was a Burger King burger, like a Whopper that has all that lettuce and tomato that’s wilting. Its floppy.

 

A: Yeah it did taste like that, a fast food burger. But maybe a nicer fast food place like Sonic or something.

 

E: Well, Burger King always had onion rings too which McDonald’s didn’t. In my review I called it the “BK Ketchup Blast”.

 

A: The funny thing about that description is that they tried to give onion rings another name. What did they call it?

E: Yeah they were called onion straws. Maybe it’s an irregular onion ring.

 

A: Yeah, I think it was an onion ring. I called it  “Rustic Blooming Onion”

 

E: But you liked it okay, huh?

 

A: I mean it was just standard. It wasn’t anything spectacular. I wouldn’t probably eat something like that.

 

E: Do you eat burgers much?

 

A: Yeah, I’ll eat them.

 

E: I really like burgers, I don’t eat them a lot, they’re really unhealthy.  I ate a lot of them in the last month because I was traveling.

 

A: Yeah, I don’t eat them a lot.

 

E: So that’s the thing, when I eat one its gotta be good because I don’t wanna waste my burger points on crap. And I’ve had a lot of wasted burger points lately.

 

A: It was nothing special. It was more of a standard fast food burger. I ate a couple of bites of it because its something I don’t really give to myself, this kind of junky food.

 

E: I’ll pass on that one. My favorite is the soup and then maybe the veggie burger.

 

A: Well, we’re not done yet.

NBM

“Nuked Bread Mush”

E: Wait there’s two more, did he give us two of something? Oh, the portabella melt.

 

A: This is the mushroom one, lets see if these mushrooms compare to the mushroom soup. The bread doesn’t look too good.

 

E: I usually like this kind of bread.

 

A: I don’t know if it’s a good idea for a mushroom sandwich. But let’s see. Yeah, it’s soft.

 

E: (laughs)

 

A: My stomach hurts.

 

E: That sucked.

 

A: I don’t know if it was just that one bite that made my stomach hurt.

 

E: That was the worst one I’ve had I think.

 

A: Yeah, I mean I was comparing it to the soup in the beginning, wondering if it would stand up to it. It didn’t. It was more like a piece of bread that was waterlogged in soup or something. And for that reason I actually called it  “Lost Bread in Shroom Soup”

 

E: I called it “Nuked Salad Smoosh” because again, it reminded me of that thing I was just talking about with the Burger King. I don’t know what was in there but all these ingredients that should have been fresh were like cooked and stringy. And it was totally undersalted and the bread was just mush.

 

A: Mush, mush is a good word.

 

E: You like mush or smoosh?

 

A: Well I think “mush” room sandwich is good.

 

E: Okay I’ll call it “Nuked Salad Mush” then. I could taste mushroom, but that was about the only recognizable flavor other than bread. The rest was just this stringy, gross mass.

 

A: Yeah, I didn’t like it. It was not a good experience.

OOCL

“Old Oil Cheese Lake”

E: So hopefully we end on a high note with the chef’s special here. This is the grilled cheese… And its cheesy.

 

A: I think I’ve already had an overload of cheese here, I think that’s what’s hurting my stomach.

 

E: Are you lactose intolerant?

 

A: I must be. I don’t like so much cheese. And mostly I don’t like melted cheese so much. I like cheese that isn’t cooked, I prefer that. Is that weird?

 

E: I love cheese.

 

A: Is that a weird thing, to not like cooked cheese?

 

E: I love cheese… (groan) Another rough one for me.

 

A: “Cheese Lake Pizza Sandwich”

 

E: Is that what you called it?

 

A: Yeah.

 

E: I called it “Soggy Old Oil Cheese Paste” You know on a good grilled cheese, you taste the butter and its crispy. This, this tasted like they took oil out of the deep fryer and put it on the grill, it had a weird acrid burned flavor. To their credit, we ate this last and it probably would have been better if we’d ate it right away because the tomato just totally sogged it out.

 

A: Yeah and also I think the wrapping of these things make them more soggy also, it takes away their crisp.

 

E: I’m amazed how bad it was though. It seems like something that should be easy to pull off. You hated it?

 

A: Yeah, I can’t eat that kind of thing. It was just soggy. I called it a cheese lake.

 

E: I like that.

 

A: For me that’s just too much cheese.  Like anywhere you put it.

 

E: So you’re not going to save that?

 

A: It might get better as it gets harder. Not for me, but for my kids or something. You’re gonna throw it out?

 

E: Yeah. I’m throwing all this shit out.

 

A: I guess I shouldn’t take it because I’m going to make everyone in my household sick and I’m going to ruin dinner.

 

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No Thought For Food

NFFT

My friends at the School of the Art Institute’s Student Union Galleries (SUGS) approached me about participating in a one night event/happening called “Party” in celebration of their 20th anniversary. Coincidentally it’s about the 20th anniversary of my affiliation with the School– enrolling in my first Early College Program class in my junior year of high school in 1994.

 

Of course, I’ll participate! You probably want me to cook something, yeah?

 

Well that’s the tricky thing– the School is pretty uptight about who prepares the food (no surprise).

 

You would have to agree to prepare the food in a licensed facility.

 

Okay.

 

The School tends to use Food for Thought (the catering service that runs the campus wide dining facilities since just last year) for all their events.

 

Well, I just recently paid homage to Sonny. Maybe I can work with him. (If you are unfamiliar, he ran his namesake cafeteria in the Columbus Dr. building for 24 years until his business got phased out by Food for Thought, for who he now works as an employee)

I’d like to approach him myself.

Fast forward a week or so, I hadn’t found the time to talk to Sonny. In my inbox:

Eric, its Sonny, we need to talk…

 

I knew that the back story had an unfortunate ending, but while working on my tribute to him, I tried to focus positively on his legacy.

 

The School had gotten to him before I had.

Our resulting exchange was quite uncomfortable– he was not interested at all in working overtime for his employer. I promised him that I would drop the idea and relay this to the School.

 

I felt like I had fucked up.

 

Backtracking for a sec: a few of my friends were also invited to participate in this party and it seemed like a ripe opportunity to collaborate with artists whose work I admired greatly. One of these artists was Alberto Aguilar. In grad school, before I was familiar with Alberto’s work, I had begun to work with sign painters to produce hand painted, grocery-store-ad-style signs that would proclaim various ideas about food in relation to my work. Alberto had a show at R&C for which he produced large scale, masterfully painted signs. I liked his guy’s tighter style better than the guy I was working with and he gladly shared his painter’s information. And I have worked with Southwest Signs ever since. The lobby of the Nieman Center, where the Party was to be hosted, is flanked in large beautiful windows, so I approached Alberto about collaborating on signs to install in them.

 

Alberto and I met and I told him the story about the trouble I’d had conceiving of a cooking project with the School’s rigid policies, as well as my unfortunate exchange with Sonny, and my growing disdain for Food for Thought. We brainstormed. It seemed as though we could generate content for our signs out of the obstacle-laden experience I was having maneuvering through the School’s bureaucracy.

 

I had never actually tried FFT’s product. I was biased, but I thought that perhaps Alberto would be more objective in his opinions. He is a very good cook, in his own right, and as a father, he has a vested interest in nutrition. I trust his palate. We would sample every single menu item and collaboratively review them. We would take a bite and then write down a few words each to convey our impressions. We would compare notes and together, combine words from each of our reviews into single phrases to represent each food item. They would read as funny aphorisms or poems, with slippery language full of double entendre. I liked that the idea rubbed up against the flippant nature of amateur food criticism (e.g. Yelp) and subversively made comment on the quality of FFT. But it would read as word soup, funny adjectives and unspecific nouns that would not directly point back to our source material. I thought we could get away with it.

 

And bless them, the SUGS team stood by our project. It seemed like it was going to work out. But then at the 11th hour, 4 pm on the Friday before the big final planning meeting, I got an e-mail. The SUGS crew ran the idea up the various bureaucratic channels and it was met with disapproval. Some of our language was too harsh– words like “vomit”, for instance.  They came at me with some from-an-attorney’s-desk language that the artwork would compromise the well being of Food For Thought’s workers. Not so sure about that. My gut reaction was to pull the plug on the project. The School has a history of censorship– such as “Mirth & Girth”, the painting of Mayor Harold Washington in women’s undergarments and Dread Scott’s “What is the Proper Way to Display the U.S. Flag”. Our project seems pretty ridiculous and innocuous in this context, but I was feeling worn down by the man. We considered removing the offensive language, but I did not want to neuter the project. We then thought about removing the words from the signs and presenting blank signs left with only the decorative elements intact. I liked the idea of emptying out the language, though a friend of mine, Paul Cowan, had made nearly the same work  (though likely with an entirely different intention). In the end we settled on blacked out censor bars standing in for the actual words. Alberto and I are actually more pleased with this finished project than our original intentions– the bright colors have a playful, celebratory presence that are discordantly interrupted by geometric, but irregularly- placed black bars. The formalism of the piece conceals the content while boldly pointing to the institutional censorship.

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Top 10 2013

My New Buddy at Petritegi Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, ES

My New Buddy at Petritegi Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, ES

Sometimes I wonder if I have a problem, I never, I mean never, stop thinking about food. I asked Jessica if she thinks about photography nonstop and she replied “not the same way you think about food constantly”. I know I’ve got a big freakin appetite.  It seems as though I ate a million things this year, a million more than last year. Fortunately, I’ve found a crew of likeminded food nerds, that I’ve met through the internet. It is pretty cool that in today’s virtual era there’s a community that extends beyond the trackpad to break bread IRL. These are the same guys I mentioned in last year’s top 10 (plus a few new friends) who share a relentless zeal for finding new eating experiences in every far-flung corners of Chicagoland. We’re a ragtag crew for sure and tend to raise eyebrows when six of us belly up to a table in a random south side taqueria, order three things to share off the menu, take like 10 minutes to take pictures of the food, and then if the bite isn’t worth it, we leave it behind for the sake of digestive real estate. It’s always an education hanging out with these guys and I owe a lot of my favorite eats of the year to their intrepid pursuits. I’ll pay homage to one of my new friends shortly, but I’ve gotta give props to the other guys too. Matt “laikom” Zatkoff, who I met this year over a pot of frog hotpot, is responsible for sharing two of my favorite new places to eat, Rainbow Thai and Dancen, both mentioned below (his research also led me to last year’s #8, Nha Hang Viet Nam). Also shout outs to Titus “Da Beef” Ruscitti, who’s never not on the beat, whether mapping every single one of the city’s best tacos on his new Chicago Taco Tour or colorfully recounting his exploits in his home kitchen, around the city, and the greater Midwest at Smokin, Chokin, and Chowin with the King. This guy gets around and I’ve had the pleasure of going along for the ride, most memorably on a day trip to Milwaukee exploring the city’s diverse ethnic eats. Lastly, shouts to Rob “PIGMON” Lopata– this guy’s got his opinions, but I’ve probably broken bread and bantered with him more than anyone else next to my wife this year. His partner in crime, the lovely and delightful Kristine “trixie-pea” Meyer rounds out a great double date for us and can be thanked for my favorite potluck of the year, for which we all cooked recipes from Naomi Duguid’s “Rivers of Flavor” giving us the opportunity to try our hand at Burmese Cuisine, which we rarely have the chance to sample in Chicago.

 

What else? There was much more to my year in food than 4 hour, 3 lunch adventures with my friends “from the internet”.  I got married! That was a big deal! And while the energy it took to plan my life’s ultimate party (see #6) slowed down the pace of other projects, it also provided many celebratory eating experiences peppered throughout the year. In May, my best Chicago friends met my best Los Angeles friends in the desert for my bachelor party. It was a sun-drenched cosmic weekend at Joshua Tree more focused on hijinks and landscape. But of course we ate well, guess who did the cooking? Big slabs of meat were on order and I cooked my first lengua, which is a pretty intimidating experience and I’d like to thank the dudes for indulging my desire to taste the taste that tastes you back. The desert trip was bookended by two amazing Thai meals, which I will recount in more depth below. J and I hit the road to decompress for a “soft honeymoon” to the UP shortly after the festivities at the end of August and we ate our way from Marquette to Grand Marais and had some pleasantly-surprising bites including requisite smoked lake fish, my still-favorite Cajun in the Midwest, lovely artisanal baked goods, foraged wild blueberries, and perfectly fried Lake Superior white fish.  Not entirely satisfied with that half rained-out camping trip, we booked a real deal overseas honeymoon, which proved to be a bucketlist-worthy eating tour of the Basque Country (see #1). We met my family in Berlin afterwards for the holiday and ate our way across the city’s fabulous Christmas Markets (#7) and were blown away by the variety of sensational Turkish kebab sandwiches in the city’s southeast neighborhoods of Kreuzberg and Neukolln.

 

Project-wise, while it felt a little thin this year with all else going on, there were two strong currents, the first was tribute menus, which I had done in the past– Gordon Matta-Clark’s Bone Dinner last year, for instance. This year, however, I paid homage to two influential eateries that I actually spent time dining at, Leo’s Lunchroom and Sonny’s at SAIC. I’ll talk in depth about the relevance of these cafés in my list, but I’d like to address how uncomfortable, at times, these projects actually were to conceptualize. The tribute business is a funny one. On one hand, my intent was always to altruistically show respect to these folks and their food, which had inspired me in my early days as a budding cook. And these two places, as evidenced in the outpouring of loving testimony (in response to Facebook outreach in preparation for the projects) have legacies that resound with real collective adoration from the communities they served. The tricky part was digging around in other people’s pasts. For both projects, I received lukewarm responses when I reached out to their proprietors. They both closed their doors under somewhat unfavorable circumstances and while, I still feel like these tributes were positive for the communities that loved these places so much, the face-to-face understanding of the back stories of their demise was pretty disheartening.

 

The other common thread in my projects of 2013 was cooking in real restaurant kitchens for the first time since my salad days busboy-ing in fine dining in my late teens. First, I got a chance to don my whites in Jonathan “Z-Dog” Zaragoza’s kitchen at Masa Azul, then I worked with my peeps, Bread KC! at the Riegor Hotel (lots of love for all these guys on last year’s #2). And finally I threw down with Mike and Anne at Sauce & Bread Kitchen (my 2nd collabo with Mike this year). I’ll just say that all three of these experiences were a thrill. For one thing, these real deal facilities offer the space and equipment to do things that just aren’t possible in my rough-around-the-edges kitchen at R&C. And its fun to feel like a real chef for the day, standing at the line yelling and bantering, then carefully tweaking the presentation on a long line of primped little plates. The lesson here is that fuck, professional cooks work hard, real fucking hard. I‘m talking 12 hours on your feet, no breaks to eat all this delicious stuff in front of your face (not that you’d want to after fussing over it all day), you’re up at 6 am and after a night of drinking back at it the next day. This shit might sound like some Anthony Bourdain-inspired machismo myth, but its reality. I get a taste of it 3 months a year at Ox-Bow, but that gig is relatively cush in terms of hours and pacing. I feel like I’ve got the grit to live the life, but I have to think long and hard as to whether I’ve got the commitment.

 

Without further ado, ze list:

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10.  The improving Dining Scene in the Saugatuck Area.

 

On my days off at Ox-Bow, nothing is worse than lining up in the dining room with my clienetele (who somehow seem to think I’m at work even though I’m wearing swimming trunks and making myself a salad). It can also be pretty uncomfortable watching my co-workers toil away (trying not to notice things I would be orchestrating differently if I was on the clock and in general feeling guilty about them being at work and me being on my way to the beach). This is an occupational hazard very specific to the live-where-you-work aspect of Ox-Bow, you sorta always feel like you’re on the clock. So, days off are precious and it’s real nice to get away and eat somewhere else for a change. Problem is, the food around there kinda sucks. There’s been decent options that come and go over the years, taquerias that pop up and disappear the next year. (On a side note- very sad to see the passing of Su Casa in Fennville, who I paid tribute to elsewhere on this blog. I’ve heard good news that they plan to reopen soon in Holland). Holland used to have a vibrant Southeast Asian dining scene, but most spots have either closed or Americanized and one even turned into a sports bar. I never want to drive to Holland on my day off anyway. Saugatuck/Douglas is mostly populated by over-priced Sysco product-laden bar food.  There’s one fine dining spot that is flocked to for it’s supposedly local, scratch made food, but I have never loved it. Another “farm-to-table” fine dining place opened in Fennville a few years back, Salt of the Earth. After two miserable experiences with their front-of-the-house several years ago, I swore it off. That was a hasty decision. I returned this summer, and while service was awkward, it was endurable (much better on subsequent visits), the food was so kick ass I fell in love with the place. They’re known for their wood-fired hearth, which turns out lovely breads and nice pizzas (too bready for me). For me, it’s their hand with red meats, some of which are roasted in said oven. On that first return visit, we had these thick, crisp-on-the-outside, meltingly-tender-on-the-inside batons of pork belly that particularly tickled. Also notable are superb steaks and a damn good burger, all paired with the same gorgeous height-of-the-season, fresh-from-market produce that I source at Ox-Bow. I actually ate here and at Nightwood in Chicago in the same week, and while Nightwood’s dishes were more inventive, SotE was a clear standout in terms of tasty New American farm food.

Lunch is perhaps more important for a relaxing day off campus, particularly when in-town-laundry is the focus. Three new openings have upped the ante in the casual realm. Odie Dog’s is a new food truck run by a kindred spirit named Eric. He does justice to a Chicago dog, but offers more creative options as well. I dig his lobster roll, the mayo-dressed variety, though judiciously applied. Lucy’s Little Kitchen in Saugatuck is another great new opening. Opened by Matt Balmer, of Everyday People Café fame, it’s a cute-as-a button little hotdog stand with a lovely sun dappled terrace of outdoor seating. I’ve tried half the menu and it’s hit or miss (yes another lobster roll, I guess Saugatuck kinda is the Midwest’s Cape Cod). The standout is the blackened catch-of-the-day sandwich, which explodes with spice and tangy coleslaw. The end of the summer saw the opening of celebrated local caterer and my friend, Chris Ferris’ Farmhouse Deli on the Blue Star in Douglas. I only had the chance to eat one very tasty roast beef sandwich and watch John Rossi moan in delight over his grilled Pastrami (man loves his melted cheese), but this will surely be a haunt of my days off in 2014. Lastly, shouts to Farmhouse’s neighbor and my favorite bite in the area, Tammy and co.’s Pizza Mambo, who do Chicago tavern style thin crust better than any on the northside. A bottle of Prosecco and a large pie at the beach is the perfect way to let the stresses of the job melt away and enjoy this very lovely corner of the country, now with better food!

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9. Tools of the Trade

 

Every year that passes, the job takes its toll harder on my body. There are two essential products that ease the ache in the bones: a good pair of shoes and a sharp knife. In the old days I’d giddiliy skip around the kitchen in flip flops (that ended when a pairing knife went vertical in my big toe). Aching ankles put me in high tops for years, though the soles are often pretty flat on bball sneakers. I know that clogs are the thing most chefs do, easy to clean and get out of in an emergency. Even after enduring a 2nd degree burn on 40% of the surface of my foot, I still prefer sneakers. Running shoes, in particular, offer a lightness and cushioned sole that lighten the load. This year I found these great Reebok’s Zigtecs, which I might call a cross trainer– light and airy soles and a durable, easy-to-clean synthetic upper that is way more waterproof than your mesh jogging shoe. And if you know me, I gotta look fly- these guys look futuristic and bonkers. Another pair next year please. The knife thing goes without saying. I’ve got tendinitis in my hands, so a sharp knife is crucial. Prized for their ability to maintain a sharp edge– I also like a bit of flare and swagger in my blade– I’ve always been dazzled by Damascus style blades with their woodgrain/moiré patterned look. I was gifted a Shun year’s back which has been my main steel. However, after a few years, I realized that the handle was fitted for a lefty, hello tendinitis. The next few years I wore the shit out of a Wusthoff, a thin, softer blade that I watched waste away with each sharpen. This year I decided it was time for an upgrade so I bought a 9” Kikuichi made of premium Damascus style nickel and stainless steel and unlike my Shun is feather light with a rosewood Japanese style handle. I also finally figured out how to use my Japanese whet stone (soak overnight, repetitive back and forth motion) so I’m looking pretty sharp these days.

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8. German Christmas Markets

 

I’ve long been a fan of the Christkindlmarkt that occurs the day after Thanksgiving through Christmas in Daley Plaza. The vendors all seem to come from Germany, so there is an air of authenticity. Most importantly, you can drink out in the open in downtown Chicago. There’s just something about drinking beer and scarfing hot sausages out in the cold that tickles a primal sense of my German-ness. And Jessica likes the hot wine in the little collectible boot mug and the ornament shops. My past few experiences there though– progressively more crowded, herded through the aisles like cattle– have been less than cheerful. And $20 bucks for a beer and a just-decent sausage in a stale bun just doesn’t make the whole experience worthwhile. We just returned from Berlin where my sister and brother-in-law relocated over the summer. I’ve spent several Christmases in Europe and I have much preferred their more lax, tradition-oriented approach to the holiday than the frenzied consumerism that bums out Charlie Brown and many of the rest of us, stateside. The Germans are masters at focused holiday festivities, condensing the entire experience into their markets, which are part street food market, part one- stop holiday shopping. We hit five in total (of maybe 50 in Berlin). Each had its own vibe, from over-the-top to local chill. I was surprised how I maintained so much stamina and downright enthusiasm in our singular quest to market hop. This is largely because of the variety and spectacle of much of the food offerings. And to think I used to get excited about a dinky square of leberkase (hotdog steak) cooking in its own grease in Daley Plaza. I saw piles of smoked speck, shaved ribbon thin piled on open faced toasts, suckling pigs spinning under rotisseries, giant cauldrons filled with bubbling stew, glistening mushrooms, and slow cooked kale (a German Xmas tradition it turns our, not unlike Southern greens cooked down until deep dark green flecked with smoked meat). Open flames everywhere– brats cooked over smoldering logs, portable wood-fired ovens turning out blistered whole wheat flammkuchen-like flatbread topped with sour cream and bacon, and whole sides of salmon teepeed against cedar planks smoking by robust fires. A veritable theme park of fire and meat, how could I not fall in love. This is Christmas done right.

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7. Learning Korean

 

Korean cuisine can be unapproachable. The service at Korean restaurants skews unattentive to just this side of put out. I have yet to find a comprehensive English language Korean cookbook. A lot of the food has little to no context in American culture the way Chinese and Mexican have been well-integrated at this point.  Aside from kimchi on all the hip menus and Momofuku, Korean has yet to be gentrified like your ubiquitous neighborhood sushi or Thai or sushi-slash-Thai. Even banh mi and pho are becoming household terms. You’d think that a culturally ravenous foodster like me would know my way around a Korean menu, though until recently I’ve been pretty hopeless. BBQ, sure. Banchan, yes I love the dozens of gratis dishes that overflow your table, scarfing ignorantly away at spicy kimchis (its all kimchi, right?) and more exotic jiggly bits– wait that’s acorn jelly? I would not know my muchim from my jorim if it weren’t for an excellent article written by my friend Kristina Meyer for LTHForum’s new homepage article format. Thanks again to Matt Zatkoff too, who, logistically situated on the city’s northwest side, has worked through many menus in the city’s Korean enclaves enlightening me to the joys of naengmyeon noodle soup (there’s ice in my soup!) and late night buldak (fiery gochujang-slathered char-grilled chicken, but more on that in a sec). Last year Rob showed me the ropes with soondubu and other roiling stone pot stews. So, yup, I feel like I’m getting the hang of this.

 

The past two years I have been teaching freshman at the School of the Art Institute, which has an ever growing Korean student population. The class was called “You Art What You Eat” and I liked to tie in projects for which my students could share family or cultural recipes important to them. As soon as my Korean students heard me use the word kimchi, they would giggle and whisper to one another. But in some ways, I think it earned me street cred, because they then seemed to feel comfortable enough to talk at length with their fellow students and I about their food traditions. This past spring, while not my favorite class in general, I had a group of Korean girls that enlightened my understanding of an aspect of Korean food in terms of the exchange of eastern and western food traditions. It was a brilliant project that they collaborated on for the final critique. They arrived to class dressed in military fatigues. They set up a mise en place with a station for each of the three. The first had a rice maker filled with Korean red rice, the next a bowl of tuna salad, then finally the last had a bowl of shredded nori. As an assembly line they prepared these smaller-than-a-fist balls of tuna salad stuffed rice rolled in nori flakes. WTF? After we were all served they explained its history. I cannot locate a translation to this dish, but they explained the dish as rice “bombs” and that these ingredients– nori, cooked rice, canned tuna, and mayo, were a common ration for soldiers in wartime Korea. They mentioned that Spam was also a common filling, which elicited an “Ewww” reaction from the predominantly American rest of the class. And the resulting debate was very eye-opening. Spam, a war era, cheap convenience food is now deemed by younger generations of Americans as totally gross, while their Korean contemporaries consider it delicious. Reading up, I found that in some cases Spam is considered a delicacy, in Korea it is produced in a range of flavors and a box set is considered a quite honorable holiday gift. Spam is not the only instance of appropriated mid-century American foodstuffs that are readily enjoyed in Korea–ever had a banchan of suspiciously grocery-store-deli-case looking potato salad? You’ve also got tuna salad, hotdogs, and American cheese. That fire chicken at Dancen I mentioned, it’s served with an oddly complimentary salad of shredded cabbage and 1000 island dressing. I like the idea of fusion cuisine that works in reverse to the typical trained-western-chef colonizing flavors of other cultures. These foods were adopted because times were lean during the war– necessity food, incorporated with traditional flavors by savvy and resourceful home cooks.  I have yet to make this or try it, but its on the books for a project early in 2014– Budae jigae, or “army base soup” which is a spicy gochujang-based soup with instant ramen noodles studded with traditional veg and kimchi and add ins like Spam, hotdogs, and American cheese.

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Photo ℅ Hannah Tarr

6. The Food at my Wedding

 

I think I deserve some bragging rights here. Of course, my wedding was going to have the best food ever. I’ve dreamed of this day. Let’s start with the rehearsal dinner; I commissioned my two favorite restaurants in Chicago to repeat a collaboration– Birrieria Zaragoza’s roasted goat encased in pastry by Pleasanthouse Bakery. Oh yes. The only regret I have of the weekend is that for the sake of frugality, I chose to cook the rest of the meal, which was simple enough, but just a lot of extra work on a day I was supposed to enjoy myself. Big thanks to Noah Singer, who stepped in and relieved me of my station so I could mingle. The rest of the meal was simple enough, a funny Mexi-anglo mash up of salsa, guacamole, mashed potatoes with mole gravy, and peas. Oh, and in some crazy cosmic gift from the land, a few days before the wedding, the Ox-Bow woods decided to flush in thousands of honey mushroom clusters, which I had never even seen there before. I foraged about ten pounds and even found a couple of sizeable hen-of-the-woods clusters to throw in. I sliced ‘em all up and we sautéed them simply as a side.  The main event was months in the making. The Saugatuck area is blessed to have one of the most brilliant caterers in the land in Chris Ferris. She catered my best bud Ben’s wedding at Ox-Bow in ’08 and it was the best wedding food I’ve ever had. She does the Ox-Bow benefit for 400 every summer and nails that. Chris and I did a stint one fall in the Ox kitchen and working with her was a pure joy. So I knew we were in great hands! I wanted a roast pig. She asked if I’d ever heard of Gunthorp Farms. Hell yeah, only on the finest menus in Chicago, I see their truck pull up next door to the Butcher & Larder on the regular! After a very casual back and forth with those guys, a real nice fellow named Greg pulls in the night before the wedding with his rig. We’re in the middle of our “Woodland Spirits” themed costume dance party and I’m in a loincloth and deer antlers and direct him where he should set up. “I’ll just put out a sleeping bag next to the pig tonight”. Alright, this guy seems cool. “You’re welcome to join us for a beer” “I just might”. Dude is way cool. He hung out, seemed to be grooving throughout the next day and into the wedding. During dinner, he personally served me “the best part”, the cheek meat. Love this guy. I hadn’t realized at the time but he is Farmer Gunthorp. What a pleasure. Back to Chris and her crew. We went with a Southern theme, here’s the rest of the menu: THE BEST local cheeseboard, spicy devilled eggs, mini muffaletas (delicious for breakfast the next day), tomato bacon tartlets (a fave all around), fried chicken drumettes (saved my ass that night, really amazing fried chicken), a variety of sauces for the meats, pickles, three or four salads, mac and cheese, biscuits, an insane feast. I was too busy mingling to try everything (including the pies from Crane’s Pie Pantry) but it was the best wedding food of all time, I am certain. And Chris’ crew even managed to switch up buffet service to family style as a downpour ushered in dinner.

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5. Peter Engler

 

This man needs no introduction in some circles, but I think he deserves a big collective thank you from the Chicago food scene. Ever heard of a mother-in-law– a Chicago style “corn roll’ tamale in a bun topped with chili and dressed like a Chicago dog? You may have seen Bourdain wolf one of these down at Fat Johnnie’s in his No Reservations Chicago episode, that’s Peter sitting across from him at the picnic table. How about a Big Baby– a double cheeseburger with grilled onions and one expertly melted slice of American cheese in between the patties? You may have seen these reconstructed on menus at a hip Logan Square cocktail bar or a hotel bistro in the Gold Coast. Maybe you read about this Jim Shoe sandwich this fall, a concoction of chopped gyros and deli meat griddled up with giardiniera and served on a roll with lettuce, tomato, and gyro (pronounced guy- ro) sauce. Odds are strong that we have Peter to thank for introducing us to these south side fast food anomalies. In today’s era of the listicle, user friendly entertainment websites serve up lazy retweeted journalism. Its guys like Peter that are out there putting in the real work, pounding the pavement, tirelessly researching stories about food that a lot of people have never heard of. It can take him a decade to put together pieces like his LTH homepage story about the Jim Shoe. That’s because he is thorough, he gets the story. It’s been a pleasure and an honor to have the opportunity to trek around the city and eat with Peter. He’s an incredibly generous guy that I have counted on him to help me research a story about old fashioned cheeseburgers or call up to find the best place to buy good frozen egg rolls. Peter came and lectured to my “You Art What You Eat” class in the spring and it was really a joy hearing the stories of these foods in one sitting. He is one of my favorite Chicagoans. Here’s to you, Peter.

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4. Thai Food

 

Thai has long been one of my favorite cuisines. It has it all– chile heat, pronounced citric acidity, fresh herbs, grilled and fried meats, fermented fish funk. This was a banner year for me and Thai food. We have a great scene here in Chicago with several fantastic Northern Thai places where, thanks to the work of a guy called Erik M who translated Thai language “secret” menus, proprietors of these restaurants began to offer up the real goods like fermented sausages, blood thickened soups, and minced organ meat larb alongside the more standard Pad Thai and green curry menu offerings. The landscape has changed over the years and my old favorites are not any longer, due to chef’s leaving for new restaurants or places becoming too popular. But thankfully, I have new favorites and one of them is a matchbox of an unassuming storefront on Western Ave. just north of Lawrence, Rainbow Thai. The menu here is helmed by a former cook at Spoon and a few of their formerly best dishes are now the classics at Rainbow, particularly the little sour, greasy nuggets of housemade Isaan sausage, Nam Tod, the best fried chicken in town, and their signature Naem Khao Tod, which is little clusters of deep fried rice treated like a salad with raw onion, herbs, and a citrusy dressing augmented with funky cubes of fermented Thai ham. I recently had the opportunity to join a private party to sample new seasonal winter menu items and was impressed by new-to-me dishes like fried “larb” fish cakes redolent of kaffir lime leaves and a rich tripe soup. LA has a broader Thai food scene that easily rivals Chicago’s. While I’ve never been entirely impressed with the fabled Jitlada and its Eastern Thai, on my bachelor party weekend we had some Northern Thai and Isaan style at Spicy BBQ and Isaan Station, respectively. Although familiar with Northern Thai in Chicago, the cooking at Spicy BBQ was more homey and rustic. A jackfruit curry had a Bolognese quality cooked down with ground pork. Isaan Station put out super bright, popping food, including one of my favorite eats of the year, a cockles salad with plump prehistoric looking gastropods in a spicy, citrusy dressing and a super funkified fermented bamboo shoot salad. Lastly, I should mention the Songkran Festival I attended at a Thai community center in southwest suburban Bridgeview. The cafeteria there became a cacophonous marketplace of dozens of food vendors and haphazard lines. The vendors ranged from city restaurants to home cooks (I sought out the latter). We tried at least a half a dozen things, salty noodle soup with a sweet spiced Chinese flavor profile, a gaggle of fried stuff, and three different som tums, each with totally unique elements– raw crab, braised pork chops, and fried fish. And we were maybe two miles from my High School.

 

3. Lucky Peach

 

I love this magazine from the brain trust of Momofuku’s David Chang, his buddy/editor of the Momofuku cookbook Peter Meehan, and McSweeney’s editor, Chris Ying. I’d seen it on the rack at Whole Foods a few years back. I have always liked Chang, like their cookbook, but never thought to actually pick up the magazine. Serendipitously, I was gifted two at the same time and the China town issue, in particular, sucked me right in. This is all I want from a food publication- it’s the meta- food magazine. It’s not about food porn or easy weeknight recipes– there’s no fluff. There’s important stuff like Michael Pollan’s call-to-arms for cooking at home. There’s fun, but contemporaneously pertinent evaluations of gender and cooking via a deconstruction of Three’s Company. There’s an interview with a ginseng forager. There’s all my favorite food personalities– Alice Waters, Fuschia Dunlop, Roy Choi! Recipes, yes– thank god I now know about bunny chow! There’s Kevin Pang interviewing “Poochie” from Wiener’s Circle and Martin Yan “Can Cook”! There’s even Edie Fake drawings!!! Basically, if I could make a food mag, this would be it.

Susie at work at Noon Hour Grill

Susie at work at Noon Hour Grill

2. Community-based Eateries

 

Pardon me for inventing a term. Its kind of a vague one at that, I mean this could mean many things: a school cafeteria, a coffee shop (succeeding the diner in contemporary America), a neighborhood tavern with pub grub, a Somali cabbie joint, a grocery store taqueria. Chinatown… If we accept the definition of community as a group of people with a particular interest in common, we could argue that someone’s interest in the same restaurant as someone else makes them a community. My interest is in places that aim to serve communities– have a role greater than just feeding their clientele, becoming convivial nexuses of their neighborhoods, that encourage people to hang out. I have two examples that I witnessed recently at two pretty old restaurants that exemplify this kind of hospitality: Podhalanka is one of my favorite places to have a leisurely lunch in my neighborhood. On any given day you can witness a cross section of the neighborhood’s demographic dining there: an amalgam of old timers, cops, Polish speakers, young families, and the young, hip, and upwardly mobile. As gentrified as most of the surrounding area may seem though, the “triangle” at Ashland, Division, and Milwaukee remains a gathering place for the daytime drinking crowd. Podhalanka remains mostly unchanged to how it felt when I first dined there in the late 90s and has a frozen-in-amber vibe that harkens back to the bygone heyday of old “Polish Downtown”. In the past, the room was always lovingly presided over by owner Helena, who would offer complimentary compote juice as you took to your table. In the past few years a younger member of the family has relieved Helena of the lion’s share of the front of the house duties. I, and other longtime patrons I know, have had a rough transition dealing with the new server. He treats much of the clientele like noobs who have never heard of a pierogi before, upselling you multiple plates of food before you have a chance to crack open the menu. I was worried this favorite place of mine was losing its hospitable charms. But the new guy got to know me, picked up on my typical order and now things feel cozy as always. A few months ago I witnessed just how important this place is to its community, though, when a down-and-out denizen of the triangle plopped down at the bar for coffee. He was in a bad way. The server guy emerged from the back with two packed to-go bags and gave them to the homeless man. He insisted that the food was free and reminded the man that they’d be closed on Sunday, so he packed him enough food for two days. This moment made me care a lot less about that time I felt like I was treated like just another naïve walk in hipster. My other example is not in my neighborhood and I’ve only been once, but based on the collective love from guys I know who grew up eating there in the 70s and 80s as well as younger Roger’s Park natives, Noon Hour Grill holds a warm and fuzzy place in a lot of Chicagoan’s hearts. This cozy diner, formerly known as Pusan House is owned and run by Susie Lee, a one woman force who cooks up mighty fine bibimbap and while we’re talking Korean fusion, crazy omelet concoctions like bulgogi/kimchi/American cheese. When we walked through the front door I immediately ran into a former student of mine who lives in the neighborhood. I asked him what his go-to order is and he said “bibimbap, Susie knows”. Apparently she remembers every face that walks though her door. This place is a real gem.

 

My tribute projects got me thinking about how eateries function in artist’s communities– starting with FOOD in the early 70s, a restaurant run by artists serving other artists, creating a social hub. These places seem to come and go with the movement of artists in cities. Leo’s Lunchroom, for instance, existed in a golden time and place: an on-the-cusp-of- gentrifying part of town that attracted a lot of creative talent in a moment when Chicago was attracting and exporting much of this talent.  The place reflected the neighborhood and its customers: a cheap, slightly dingy hole in the wall of a coffee shop turning out scratch made, creative food. Literally nourishing the vibrancy of the scene. But the neighborhood changed and as artists and musicians were priced out the need for Leo’s waned. Sonny’s may have had a captive audience of being the only eatery situated within an institution, but again, he offered cheap, homemade food to a customer base that he took the time to interact with and get to know. I suppose I long for my own cozy hole in the wall serving honest, from scratch grub by a friendly face where I can feel comfortable to hang up my hat and hang for awhile. For now, I’ve got Podhalanka and Susie’s, hopefully they’ll stick around for awhile…

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1. Basque Country

 

Jessica and I were completely enchanted by the Basque Country on our recent honeymoon. The land is gorgeous: dramatic mountains with a ragged arid landscape on their southern face yielding to lush pine forests and fertile pastures facing the Bay of Biscay. Our online research on accommodations– the area hosts hundreds of centuries-old guesthouses called casas rurales– proved to be much luckier than we could have imagined. We were perched on a mountainside over looking San Sebastián just 6 km to the south in a cider-producing town called Astigarraga. The house and family that owned the place were as charming as could be– we were very comfortable. San Sebastián, or Donostia in the native Basque or Euskadi language, is very well known as a culinary destination both for its density of Michelin starred pillars of modernist cuisine, but also for its tapas, or pinxtos, which are the most esteemed in Spain. The latter would make up the bulk of our itinerary– I tend to favor the uniquely local over the lofty inventive. It took us a few days to acclimate to the Spanish schedule, quickly learning that our happy hour was smack in the middle of their siesta. The pinxtos bars would be closed from two in the afternoon through eight in the evening and oftentimes, punctuality was not a common virtue. So we’d load up at lunch, have a few drinks, then take a walk before heading home for a late afternoon siesta. That’s the life.

 

So what did we eat? We hit about a dozen or so of the most recommended pinxtos spots. In the old section of Donostia with its charming, narrow cobbled streets and just-enough souvenir shops to remind you that you are on vacation, just about every other storefront is a bar with piles of pintxos for the taking. You can see the relationship between the presentation of this food and modernist cuisine, and I’m not sure which is the chicken or the egg, but many of these small bites are fancifully garnished, stacked high and drizzled and tweezed, even in the more homely establishments. Despite the frilly looks, there is a pretty simple formula to your average pinto, a basic palette of ingredients: lots of egg, hardboiled or grated finely like cheese (I thought there was grated cojack on everything at first, lol) or also made into salad (in particular ensalada rusa or Russian salad, fortified with ham and potatoes), then jamón of course, which is usually the good Iberico stuff, anchovies, shrimp, and guindilla chile peppers, all assembled into whimsical little sculptures atop slices of very nice baguette. Good bread abounds, perhaps due to the proximity to France. Although I grew tired of the eggy stuff, I found a few of these more traditional pinxtos that I fell in love with. Particularly at the sleek, downtown (not in the old town) Bar Antonio, which seems to specialize in cured fish evidenced by the roster of gorgeous frutas de mer suspended in oil in ceramic dishes on their bar. Their igueldo pinxto was a forerunner for favorite of all– roasted tomato rubbed into baguette topped with oil-cured tuna and draped with gorgeous anchovies and piquant guindilla chiles. Deceptively simple flavors with an elegant presentation, a reoccurring theme of the pinxto. A lesson we learned early is that many of the best pinxtos aren’t out on the bar at all. One bite we ate almost everyday was a dead simple nugget of perfectly seared sirloin draped with roasted pepper called solomillo at Bar Gonadarias. On the latter half of our stay we honed in on bars helmed by young chefs, some trained in the modernist kitchens. These bars offered no pinxtos on the bar, all ordered from a menu. A few spots seemed to try too hard to fool the palate with ironic twists on classic dishes, but we landed at two celebrated spots turning out refined, yet simple plates with a reverence for premium ingredients. La Cucaracha de San Telmo, which frustratingly opens and closes on their own whims, served us my favorite pinxto, a succulent braised rabbit loin with porcini mushrooms. Decadant and remarkably in the same price range as just about every other pinxto, about 3 Euro. Around the corner we had some great bites at Borda Berri, which was always packed to the rafters. A few things were overly garnished and fussed over, but their braised veal cheek was rich, salty, and real good.

 

Drink is also quite distinctive in the Basque Country- I fell in love with my first white wine, the ubiquitous Txakoli, which is a perfect training wheels white– very dry and semi-sparkling– for this lover of bubbly. The wine is served in a dramatic high pour to aerate and maximize its fizziness. This technique is also employed for the legendary Basque cider, which is flatter than other ciders I’ve had. Its also intensely sour and has a pronounced yeastiness, lovers of sour Belgian beers would love the stuff. I had my fill in the course of our five days. Particularly in one epic evening at the local sidreria or sagardotegia (cider mill). We figured we were staying in a cider town, so we might as well soak up the local flavor. This proved to be the apex of our time in Basque Country. Petritegi Sagardotegia was recommended by the adorable grandma of the family we were staying with. The place is massive, apparently seating up to 700 at long wood communal tables. The cellars are wide open and the diners are encouraged to wander amongst the 10 foot tall oak barrels. We were seated next to a pair of old couples who at first did not pay much attention to us. We were served a few delicious courses of cooked chorizo and a bacalao omelet. I noticed that the men next to us were leaving the table to get their cider from the cellars. Originally, we’d had a bottle brought to our table. I decided to investigate and realized that many of the barrels were tapped and folks were helping themselves to the tapped cider. A friendly English speaker taught me the ropes, you open the tap and as far from the spigot as possible you catch the streaming cider on the inner side of your glass, creating a cascade of bubbles. I ran into our tablemates on the way back to the table and now I was initiated. The guys spoke only Euskadi and French, so our communication was limited to gestures, but we got on the same page fast, running back and forth form the barrels, pounding the cider. Too much fun. Back to the food: my favorite bite of the trip was probably the third course– fried merluza (a common catch in the Bay) topped with a tangle of fried peppers and onions. So fresh, so simple, perfect. The main course was a giant t-bone for two, which had that real fat taste of grass fed beef. Jessica, the steak lover in the family declared it the best steak she’d ever had. Dessert was cheese, quince paste, and walnuts in the shell. More unfussy, pristine ingredients. The tab: 28 Euros apiece. A once-in-a-lifetime meal and one of my favorites.

 

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2013 in Food in Pictures

 

Schoop's!

Schoop’s!

 

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Sean's special wedding pretzel for J & I

Sean’s special wedding pretzel for J & I

Chinese medicine: cordyceps

Chinese medicine: cordyceps

Salsas at Pollo Vagabundo

Salsas from the bar at Pollo Vagabundo

 

Latham Zearfoss' lovely installation at R&C

Latham Zearfoss’ lovely installation at R&C

 

Fresh octo at Greek Islands

Fresh octo at Greek Islands

 

Shimeji shroomz

Shimeji shroomz

 

Cheese goo w/ chicharron: E2thaZ3

Cheese goo w/ chicharron: E2thaZ3

 

Late night snaxx mosaic w J

Late night snaxx mosaic w J

 

The boyz overdoing it at Ghareeb Nawaz

The boyz overdoing it at Ghareeb Nawaz

 

Home made grilled pork neck larb

Home made grilled pork neck larb

 

Chinese medicine: gecko

Chinese medicine: gecko

 

Renegade cabeza stand on Western @ Logan

Renegade cabeza stand on Western @ Logan

 

Entomophogy book from Bob Loescher's food book collection @ Flaxman Library

Entomophogy book from Bob Loescher’s food book collection @ Flaxman Library

 

My first Town Topic!

My first Town Topic!

 

Happy accident at Riegor Hotel & Exchange for Bread KC! brunch

Happy accident at Riegor Hotel & Exchange for Bread KC! brunch

 

Reluctantly, my fave BBQ (so far) in KC @ Oklahoma Joe's

Reluctantly, my fave BBQ (so far) in KC @ Oklahoma Joe’s

 

Molly Hewitt killing it on the food product art

Molly Hewitt killing it on the food product art

 

Birthday lunch: Kai Tod @ Rainbow Thai

Birthday lunch: Kai Tod @ Rainbow Thai

 

Birthday lunch: Naem khao tod @ Rainbow Thai

Birthday lunch: Naem khao tod @ Rainbow Thai

 

Birthday dinner: Chilled tofu @ Sumi Robata Bar

Birthday dinner: Chilled tofu @ Sumi Robata Bar

 

Birthday dinner: assorted skewers @ Sumi Robata Bar

Birthday dinner: assorted skewers @ Sumi Robata Bar

 

Bubblegum-lookin raw kibbeh @ Al Ajami, Dearborn, MI

Bubblegum-lookin raw kibbeh @ Al Ajami, Dearborn, MI

 

Bachelor party lengua

Bachelor party lengua

 

Cockles salad @ Isaan Station, LA

Cockles salad @ Isaan Station, LA

 

Carmen's big ol' airport calamari martini

Carmen’s big ol’ airport calamari martini

 

Survival snaxx for Mike's bday: foraged mushroom pinxtos & Spam musubi

Survival snaxx for Mike’s bday: foraged mushroom pinxtos & Spam musubi

 

Nice looking lobster roll from Odie Dog's food truck, Douglas, MI

Nice looking lobster roll from Odie Dog’s food truck, Douglas, MI

 

nuff said

nuff said

 

Bizarro Lunch, Ox-Bow

Bizarro Lunch, Ox-Bow

 

The how-many-rubberbands-does-it-take-to-explode-a-watermelon-game

The how-many-rubberbands-does-it-take-to-explode-a-watermelon-game

 

Escabeche

Escabeche

 

Chicken

Chicken

 

Hen

Hen

 

Epic haul of honey & hen mushrooms that I cooked up for our wedding rehearsal dinner

Epic haul of honey & hen mushrooms that I cooked up for our wedding rehearsal dinner

 

Manitowoc, WI

Manitowoc, WI

 

Bounty of the Northwoods camping bfast

Bounty of the Northwoods camping bfast

 

Wild blueberries (w wedding band)

Wild blueberries (w wedding band)

 

Best pulpo of the year at Boston Fish Market, Des Plaines

Best pulpo of the year at Boston Fish Market, Des Plaines

 

Mural @ Stony Sub

Mural @ Stony Sub

 

Deep fried Jim Shoe @ Super Sub, Marquette Park

Deep fried Jim Shoe @ Super Sub, Marquette Park

 

Pork love @ Carnitas Uruapan

Porcine love @ Carnitas Uruapan

 

Hoop house at Growing Power

Hoop house at Growing Power

 

My man, Yoland's Mississippi Delta Tamale cart

My man, Yoland’s Mississippi Delta Tamale cart

 

Flirty Momo food truck, Milwaukee

Flirty Momo food truck, Milwaukee

 

Hmong farmer's market, Milwaukee

Hmong farmer’s market, Milwaukee

 

Hmong grocery, Milwaukee

Hmong grocery, Milwaukee

 

Dainty sandwiches at Duran European Sandwiches

Dainty sandwiches at Duran European Sandwiches

 

Old school: Heston Supper Club

Old school: Heston Supper Club

 

J's meyer lemon tree

J’s meyer lemon tree

 

Egg Foo Young @ "Little" Three Happiness

Egg Foo Young @ “Little” Three Happiness

 

The always-photogenic Pollo Vagabundo

The always-photogenic Pollo Vagabundo

 

Found donut-scape, West Loop

Found donut-scape, West Loop

 

Holiday cheer @ R&C

Holiday cheer @ R&C

 

Food porn from Piranha in the Stew

Food porn from Piranha in the Stew

 

Solomillo, sirloin pinxto @ Gondaria's, Donostia- San Sebsatian

Solomillo (sirloin) pinxto @ Gondaria’s, Donostia- San Sebastián

 

Suckling pig pinxto @ La Cucaracha de San Telmo, Donostia- San Sebsatian

Suckling pig pinxto @ La Cucaracha de San Telmo, Donostia- San Sebastián

 

Jamon Iberico de Bellotá

Jamon Iberico de Bellotá

 

The classiest of the pinto bars with their cured fish, Bar Antonio, Donostia- San Sebsatian

The classiest of the pinxto bars with their cured fish, Bar Antonio, Donostia- San Sebastián

 

Igueldo pinxto, Bar Antonio, Donostia- San Sebsatian

Igueldo pinxto, Bar Antonio, Donostia- San Sebastián

 

Merluza (hake) with fried peppers and onions, Petretegi Tolare Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, Gipuzkoa

Merluza (hake) with fried peppers and onions, Petretegi Tolare Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, Gipuzkoa

 

Learning the cider pour steez, Petretegi Tolare Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, Gipuzkoa

Learning the cider pour steez, Petretegi Tolare Sagardotegia, Astigarraga, Gipuzkoa

And how the locals do it

And how the locals do it

 

 

Weird xmas snake cake, Donostia- San Sebastian

Weird xmas snake cake, Donostia- San Sebastian

 

Decadently classy pan-euro Xmas eve snacks

Decadently classy pan-euro Xmas eve snacks

 

Doner guy, Mustafa's Gemuse Kebap, Berlin

Doner guy, Mustafa’s Gemuse Kebap, Berlin

 

The legendary Mustafa's Gemuse Kebap, Berlin

The legendary Mustafa’s Gemuse Kebap, Berlin

 

My first (and last?) currywurst, Curry 36, Berlin

My first (and last?) currywurst, Curry 36, Berlin

 

Berlin grocery store oddities

Berlin grocery store oddities

 

Berlin grocery store oddities

Berlin grocery store oddities

 

The good stuff: smoked speck

The good stuff: smoked speck

 

Amazing portable wood-fired oven, Alexanderplatz Christmas Market, Berlin

Amazing portable wood-fired oven, Alexanderplatz Christmas Market, Berlin

 

Kofte sandwich, Gel Gor, Kreuzberg, Berlin

Kofte sandwich, Gel Gor, Kreuzberg, Berlin

 

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Piranha in the Stew

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Oh man, this ruled. My third collabo with Mike Bancroft, but first with both he and Anne Kostroski of Crumb Bread fame at their totally kick ass Sauce & Bread Kitchen space. Since 2009, they have run Stew Supper Club, a kindred spirit of Piranha Club, a monthly themed dinner party with inventive ambitions. We had been talking about this meeting of the minds for a few years now and it finally came together far exceeding my expectations. Every December they host a Feast of the Seven Fishes, which lent itself perfectly to the idea of tossing the Piranha in the Stew, so we put a South American spin on the Italian tradition with dishes like empanadas, ceviche, and moqueca. The food porn you’ll see below is testament to the level of quality and craft that went into this meal. As homey the kitchen at R&C is, its a treat to work in a fully equipped facility with ample space and good lighting. So, this meal was considerably more refined than your typical PC, though the flavors were bold and down-to-earth. The ache in my bones after an 11 hour day reminded of the endurable hard work that real cooks face day in day out, although between the beers and pleasurable company of Mike and Anne, preparing this feast was a complete joy. Thanks guys!

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Down in the cellars where Coop is brewing cider, some of which became granita for the oysters

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Anne getting some pre-game baking done. Very cool process.

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Banana chips (plantains actually)

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Kumamoto oysters with Coop cider granita

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Grilled Caesar with poached egg

Grilled Caesar with poached egg

 

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Making the magic happen

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Brandade!

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Arugala & feta empanadas with bagna cauda chimichurri

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Cevich

Cevich

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Piranha in the Stew: Moqueca

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Minto chocolate fish cookies with mango sorbetto

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This guy spiels more than I do!

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12/10: Piranha in the Stew

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Tuesday December 10th, 7-10PM

 

At Sauce & Bread Kitchen
6338 N Clark
 
 

 

$45 tickets HERE

 

It’s about time! Piranha Club + The Stew Supper Club, Chicago’s two premier artist-run underground dinner parties are finally joining forces to throw down a Feast of the Seven Fishes, a Stew holiday tradition. This year we’ll take a trip down the Amazon for some tropical flavors and hope to bite that fish before it bites us!
 
 

 

7 piscine courses. Vegetarians welcome. BYOB 

 

 

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A Piranha Club Tribute to Sonny’s

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Thanks to all who came out on Saturday to the Sonny’s Tribute! So great to see faces old and new and recount anecdotes about our beloved SAIC café. I was fortunate enough to meet with Sonny beforehand but unfortunately he could not come to the event and taste whether or not I did his classic dishes any justice. While it was bittersweet to hear him reflect on the past, he also was able to give me a few pointers– never use ketchup in the Pad Thai sauce (yes, that’s a thing). I will keep the words to a minimum on this post (please check out Proximity Magazine #11: The Food & Art Issue for my written tribute).

Friend of both Roots & Culture and Sonny, Annie Morse, came out that afternoon and had the great idea of making a sign- in book to give to Sonny. I’d like to share her words, which I think are a great testament to the collective fondness for Sonny’s:

Across the museum– through the doors– down the hall– up the stairs– back down the hall– into Sonny’s. No matter what they call it now, it will always be Sonny’s to me…

Good customers!

Good customers!

Pad Thai!

Pad Thai!

 

Egg Bagel!

Egg Bagel!

 

Crisp Cut Fry!

Crisp Cut Fry!

 

Sriracha, central to the Sonny's experience

Sriracha, central to the Sonny’s experience

 

Avocado Sandwich (avocado hiding on there somewhere)

Avocado Sandwich (avocado hiding in there somewhere)

 

My favorite, Tom Kha Gai

My favorite, Tom Kha Gai

 

Fans

Fans

 

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A Piranha Club Tribute to Sonny’s 11/9

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Sonny’s was a cafeteria owned and run by Rangsan “Sonny” Rattanavichit, which he opened on the second floor of the Columbus Drive building at the School of the Art Institute in 1989. Sonny’s prepared from-scratch, affordable, and diverse food that included on-the-go American grub like burgers, breakfast sandwiches, and cheap coffee as well as fresh and healthier options like vegetarian sandwiches. Perhaps, what set Sonny’s apart from your average college cafeteria, however, was his menu of made-to-order Thai food, which could be quite excellent on a good day. In 2012, the School of the Art Institute expanded its dining facilities and streamlined operations by contracting Food for Thought, a high volume catering service. Sonny inevitably closed his namesake café– perhaps Sonny’s was just not scalable to serve the ever-growing campus of SAIC, but that is probably why it was so wonderful. It was human scaled– tasty food made from scratch by a face with a name, who, in turn, always remembered your name. (Excerpted from “A Tribute to Sonny’s” by Eric May featured in Proximity #011: Food & Art Issue, out now!)

 

Join the Piranha Club on Saturday, November 9th, 12pm- 4pm at Roots & Culture 1034 N Milwaukee Ave. for a menu of Sonny’s classics featuring many of your favorites including egg rolls, egg bagel, crisp cut fries, avocado & cheese sandwiches, Pad Thai, Tom Kha Gai, and more!

 

We will be serving to order, first come first serve.

Illustrations by Carmen Price

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