5/6: Citric Benevolence Cartel at MCA

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Goi Ga, meyer lemon, chicharron

Goi Ga, meyer lemon, chicharron

Jicama and mandarina salad with mint

Jicama and mandarina salad with mint

Cebiche, cara cara, cancha

Cebiche, cara cara, cancha

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E-2-tha-Z presents: The Citric Benevolence Cartel

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Chicago: April, 2014. Your tacos are served with, what’s this, a wedge of lemon? You won’t find limes with your in flight gin-and-tonic these days either. What’s the deal? Lime prices have nearly tripled in the past year from $45/ case to $125/case. The cause? The Mexican lime crop, which accounts for 95% of American lime supply, has had an exceptionally terrible year: hard hit by heavy rains and bacterial infection and then hijacked by forces more sinister: Michoacán’s Knights Templar cartel. The cartel has been seizing citrus shipments and extorting farmers, controlling the industry. This is the same cartel responsible for un-mentionable atrocities towards enemies and civilians alike, the bourgeoning Mexican meth industry, and close ties to the disreputable Sinaloa cartel, who has cozily set up shop in Chicago as its home base for its thriving American narcotic trade.

 

Do we really want our citrus budget bankrolling these bloodthirsty murderers and peddlers of societal detriment? The Citric Benevolence Cartel (E-Dog + Z-Dog) is here to strike back and help you identify alternatives. How about Meyer lemon in that margarita, blood orange in your ceviche, finger lime in your papaya salad? Look to domestic sources, grow our own… It’s time we take citrus on our own terms and add guilt-free, ethical zest to our favorite food and beverages. Join the CBC on May 6th at the MCA for more information and a sampling of benevolently tart dishes.

May 6th, 6-8 PM

Museum of Contemporary Art, 220 E Chicago Ave.

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Piranha Club: Apicius

 

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Gettin on my grind

Legs of goat

Legs of goat

 

Really getting a rise (photo ℅ Matt Zatkoff)

Really getting a rise (photo ℅ Matt Zatkoff)

Cool crew

Cool crew (photo ℅ Teresa Becvar)

Salted FIsh Ball with Wine Sauce

1st Course: Salted Fish Ball with Wine Sauce

2nd Course: Asparagus Custard

2nd Course: Asparagus Custard

3rd Course: A Tempting Dish of Peas

3rd Course: A Tempting Dish of Peas (photo ℅ Teresa Becvar)

4th Course: A Dainty Dish of Kid

4th Course: A Dainty Dish of Kid (photo ℅ Teresa Becvar)

 

The Pea Brain

The Pea Brain (photo ℅ Teresa Becvar)

5th Course: Cottage Cheese & Honey

5th Course: Cottage Cheese & Honey (photo ℅ Teresa Becvar)

Had a blast pulling together this Apicius menu with Matt Zatkoff. With such vague recipes (mainly lists of ingredients in this ancient tome), there was a lot of room for interpretation. Fortunately, I do think we captured the essence of this 1600+ year old cookery, I was told that the food “tasted of its history, definitely not familiar, modern flavors”. Enthusiastically, we converted non-offal eaters and shared first goat eating experiences. I should give special shout-outs to our select set of suppliers for off-the-beaten path proteins: big thanks to Chris Turner & the Butcher & Larder for the lamb brains and C & C Meats down on Archer & 33rd for the lovely local goat. There were flavors that surprised us too, for instance the cuisine’s heavy reliance on Eastern spices (reflecting the Byzantine provenance of the cookbook). Matt was determined to sneak cumin in his dessert, which paired wonderfully with the cheese & honey (he even snuck some garum, aka Roman fish sauce, in there as well). We used tons of cumin and cilantro, but not one clove of garlic. Fortunately we had laser, aka asafetida, to add its sulfuric pungency.

"Chefs" always trying to look tough.

“Chefs” always trying to look tough. (photo ℅ Mark Siegal)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4/12: Piranha Club: Apicius

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April XII, 7PM

@ Roots & Culture 1034 N Milwaukee Ave.

The Piranha Club cooks from Apicius

Apicius is a collection of Roman cookery recipes, usually thought to have been compiled in the late 4th or early 5th century AD. Though impossible to prove a connection, the book is attributed to fabled Roman gourmand, Marcus Gavius Apicius.  While the cookbook is meant for home cookery, it reflects a lavish, upper class diet of the era with an emphasis on rich meats and exotic spices. The Piranha Club will team up with Matt Zatkoff (Brewery Zatkoff) on April 12th to interpret five recipes from this enigmatic tome.

 

Menu:

 

Salt Fish Balls in Wine Sauce

 

Asparagus Custard

 

A Tempting Dish of Peas

 

Dainty Dish of Kid

 

Cheese and Honey

 

 

$45

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Wine included.
Vegetarians welcome.
Limit 30 seats.

“”Apicius the Writer Most of the Apician directions are vague, hastily jotted down, carelessly edited. One of the chief reasons for the eternal misunderstandings! Often the author fails to state the quantities to be used. He has a mania for giving undue prominence to expensive spices and other (quite often irrelevant) ingredients. Plainly, Apicius was no writer, no editor. He was a cook. He took it for granted that spices be used within the bounds of reason, but he could not afford to forget them in his formulæ.”

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Piranha Club: 2 Chainz #MEALtime

On March 1st, 2014, the Piranha Club served a dinner of recipes from 2 Chainz’s .pdf cookbook #MEALtime

#JLab killed it on the table design

#JLab killed it on the table design

 

#JODI came into town and killed it on the dishes

#JODI came into town and killed it on the dishes

I'm be fresh as hell if the #fedswatch

I’m be fresh as hell if the #fedswatch. #Lando killed it on the #VersaceAprons.

There were smoky greens #duh

There were smoky greens #duh

Crab cakes with mango salsa and #metime sauce

Crab cakes with mango salsa and #metime sauce

 

#Skrimp scampi on linguine, #smokygreens

#Skrimp scampi on linguine, #smokygreens

#badtablemanners

#badtablemanners

#LindsayCashews came to town, she won the #VersaceApron in the raffle and lost out on #danspits

#LindsayCashews came to town, she won the #VersaceApron in the raffle and lost out on #Danspits

#PlayasCircle, our other winner, Matt #laikom Zatkoff

#PlayasCircle: #JODI, #Cashews + our other winner, Matt #laikom Zatkoff

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